What a complete pile of hot steamy poo! 2/10.
Soooooo slow... soooooo boring... and soooooo not worth watching!
Ewan McGregor is a joy to watch as always (didn't get his willy out as he usually does, shame that!) and Pierce puts in a convincing performance too. Some will marvel at the slow pace of this film, I didn't... the film never got going... I found it really frustrating. Oh, and it also has a shit ending.
The 2/10 - a point each for Ewan and Pierce. (Pierce is a strange name isn't it?.. anyway...)
With reviews like that above, I think Claudia Winkleman and Film 2010 had better watch out! Haha! ;-)