"Dear ...., I have been detained at the North Pole owing to some tall guy in a brown full length jacket stealing my reindeer! Sorry I won't be coming this year to deliver any presents! That thief hasn't brought Rudolph and the other reindeer back! I've seen him doing loop the loops with a big blue box tied to my reindeer! Christmas is effectively cancelled I'm afraid. Lots of love. Santa Claus"
Posted by Chuck Foster on Facebook.