Football: Germany 4 - 1 England, World Cup 2010

For Sale: Genuine World Cup football boots. No scuff marks, good as new. Contact Wayne Rooney.

Dear England, karma is such a bitch. Kindest regards, Uwe Seeler, captain, West Germany 1966.

NEWS FLASH - English FA reported to FIFA for letting 11 useless w**kers enter the World Cup.

What's the difference between England and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer.