Funny Fish

A Desert Love Story

Once upon a time there was once a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps.
He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump.
As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby camel who had no humps.
They contemplated long and hard on what to call their beautiful little boy.
Naturally, they decided on...
'Humphrey'.
Oh stop groaning, it's a nice story.

A new mouse for women

After years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard mouse supplied with PCs.

Scientists found that there is no physical reason for their aversion; it is more of a psychological problem.

Some women reported that their mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands.

Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women.

Various field tests have been carried out on the new design:

Julie from Hounslow said:-
'It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it's supposed to be.'

Susan from Chelmsford added:-
'I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle.'

Hillary from Kent said:-
'I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one!'

Sally from London said: –
'It feels so natural.'

Polly parrot

I got thrown out of Chester Zoo for making a parrot laugh today.

It's polly tickle correctness gone mad.